I Don’t Feel Human - A Short Story
Some days I feel like Super Woman, others I barely feel human. On some days all I need is a big tree and moving water to overcome the hard days.
No Social Media
Right before we moved into the camper, after selling almost everything we owned, I hopped off social media.
No Trespassing, Private Property
We were in the car for 8 hours. By the end, the kids and the parents were ready to be on solid ground. We found the right drive way, pulled in, and realized we were at the wrong driveway.
We turned around and got stuck in the mud!
When nature calls, throw out the baby
Every time my husbands “nature” is calling, the kids meltdown.
Get out of my way!
I often find myself in a hurry. Rushed to get some place or another, complete a project or a task. Time is of the essence.
I can’t teach my child anything.
I took his diaper off. I had the potty at the ready. An hour went by. Then two, then four, then six… he hadn’t peed or pooped and was growing increasingly angry.
Raising children has nothing to do with them, but everything to do with me.
It’s 90*F outside, we have played in the kiddie pool, used the hammock as a swing, sat down and played with blocks in the barn, but now I’m tired, hot, and ready for some AC and probably a nap.
I see danger everywhere
I am told that if you are out in the middle of the woods and see a bear, it’s probably not going to be your last day on earth.
I got lost in a parking garage
I grew up in the middle of a corn field. The most traveling I did was an hour or two drive to cattle shows.
These kids aren’t mine
It’s was sunny and 80 degrees in Indiana today. Sydney, 9 months old, has decided she will only nap outside now. Lincoln, freshly 3 years old, is figuring out his big boy brain of not needing a nap but still wanting one.
Oh no, we are those people now…
Paul has been begging me for years, since we found out we were pregnant with Lincoln, to get a minivan.
My secret love of reading
Growing up I always said I wasn’t a reader. I hung out with the farm kids, we didn’t read. I took so classes but barely passed them. I glided through school…
I shave my legs backwards when I’m tired
I don’t do spa days or girl nights. I don’t paint my nails or dye my hair. But I shave my legs backwards when I’m tired…
Terrible Mom for Mother’s Day
It’s not a rare occurrence that I find myself wide awake around 3 am worrying, planning, reliving, or otherwise…
The Difference in 2 Miles
Some people do cold water plunges, some go into darkness for days. Me, I go on walks with a 50 pound toddler on my back, pushing…